François-Marie Arouet, or Voltaire - 1694-1778
Imprisoned in the Bastille twice for being a smartass. I believe that also makes him a badass. Don’t forget his last words, when asked if he renounced Satan: “Now is not the time to be making enemies.” Ballsy AND brainy. Oh, and French. Does it get any hotter? Let me answer that for you: no, no it does not. Pas de tout.
